{"id":5523,"date":"2009-11-11T15:26:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T22:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/?p=5523"},"modified":"2009-11-11T15:46:11","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T22:46:11","slug":"all-black-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/all-black-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"All Black Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Black Qtips for the most discerning clean person..<\/p>\n<p>Why black? Well cuz you can see anything that&#8217;s not black that your white Qtips didn&#8217;t pick up&#8230; Trust,,,, even though you thought there was nothing on the white Qtips&#8230; When you try the Black Qtips you&#8217;ll find some little guys that you thought the white ones would have picked up&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So after you next scrub down and your whistling I&#8217;m SOOO Fresh and So Clean\/Clean&#8230; But don&#8217;t have Black Qtips&#8230;.<br \/>\n(pause) your probably not as clean as you think..<br \/>\nAll black everything<br \/>\nBlack cards, black cars<br \/>\nAll black everything!<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if Jay-Z knows about these Black Qtips..<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"395\" height=\"296\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5525\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/blackqtips.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/blackqtips.jpg 395w, https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/blackqtips-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"395\" height=\"296\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5524\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/blackqtips1.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/blackqtips1.jpg 395w, https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/blackqtips1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Black Qtips for the most discerning clean person.. Why black? Well cuz you can see anything that&#8217;s not black that your white Qtips didn&#8217;t pick up&#8230; Trust,,,, even though you thought there was nothing on the white Qtips&#8230; When you try the Black Qtips you&#8217;ll find some little guys that you thought the white ones [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[199,73,32],"class_list":["post-5523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-updates","tag-black-qtips","tag-peter-james-lee","tag-peter-lee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5523"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5536,"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5523\/revisions\/5536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nycparislondonhktokyola.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}